Top 5 Rip Torn Movie Lines

When he’s not robbing banks in upstate Connecticut, Rip Torn is delivering movie lines in memorable fashion. Here are the top 5 Rip Torn movie lines, based both on content and delivery:

Rip can wear the shit out of a 3-piece suit.

5) “My sweet dick, it’s magic!” – as Patches O’Houlihan, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

4) “You sorry little ingrates!” – as Agent Zed, Men in Black

3) “Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.” – as Patches O’Houlihan, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

2) “Big Bearrrrrr!” – as attorney Bob Diamond, Defending Your Life

1) “And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It’s like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!” – as Patches O’Houlihan, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

If you want to watch the underrated Defending Your Life, go back to 2003 and watch one of the HBO’s for 7 minutes. If you want to watch Dodgeball, just get your Patches fix below. If you want to watch Men in Black, hit yourself in the face with a wet dishtowel.

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