When he’s not robbing banks in upstate Connecticut, Rip Torn is delivering movie lines in memorable fashion. Here are the top 5 Rip Torn movie lines, based both on content and delivery:
5) “My sweet dick, it’s magic!” – as Patches O’Houlihan, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
4) “You sorry little ingrates!” – as Agent Zed, Men in Black
3) “Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.” – as Patches O’Houlihan, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
2) “Big Bearrrrrr!” – as attorney Bob Diamond, Defending Your Life
1) “And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It’s like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!” – as Patches O’Houlihan, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
If you want to watch the underrated Defending Your Life, go back to 2003 and watch one of the HBO’s for 7 minutes. If you want to watch Dodgeball, just get your Patches fix below. If you want to watch Men in Black, hit yourself in the face with a wet dishtowel.