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Monthly Archives: March 2011
April 14, 2006 – “Heartbreaker” Location: Bennigan’s Brewhouse & Beefbarn This was when my first wife dropped the bomb on me. We had gone out that day for the Steak & Nearly-Nonstop Salad Bar Special, but the woman didn’t even … Continue reading
Mike O’Malley He’s a chubby, unkempt schlub who wears a baseball cap to hide his shame. How about taking some of that money you spend on sweatpants and buy yourself some hair plugs? Better yet, just stop appearing on television … Continue reading
A Don’s life moves pretty fast…
Anybody can pop a can of Schlitz and get blackout drunk on St. Patrick’s Day. But did you know the historical significance of the ‘Irish Holiday?’ A long, long, long time ago- let’s say 1962- Ireland was a gorgeous pastoral … Continue reading
Scientist Warren Kruger shares his knowledge with kids… What is a light year? 365 days with fewer calories. Next… Why doesn’t alcohol freeze? Spite. Alcohol is a stubborn liquid, known in the scientific community as water’s angry cousin. When exposed … Continue reading
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